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- Sasha Grey won’t let any married man finger her vagina, because the temperature within her sexual core is higher than gold’s melting point.
- When Sasha Grey masturbates, she reports herself to the police for violent rape. The case never reaches the court because no cop dares to charge Sasha Grey.
- Sasha Grey is so feminine, she’s got clits in her armpits.
- Sasha Grey’s ovulation cycle is accelerated: a new ovule is spawned every morning and it dies about 24 hours later by spontaneous combustion. She menstruates every night, between 0400 and 0500—just a slight poof and some clouds of smoke.
- Sasha Grey had a guest starring role in Murder, She Wrote and solved the mystery herself. And then she did Jessica Fletcher.
- Thai showgirls can crack nuts with their vaginas. Sasha Grey can hollow pumpkins.
- Eskimo people have ten words meaning ‘white’. Sasha Grey has twenty words meaning ‘sticky white’.
- A normal human vagina can queef. Sasha Grey’s vagina once did Eve Ensler’s Vagina monologues
- Women have periods. Sasha Grey has eras.
- They told Sasha Grey to get a tit job. Now her left breast is a NASA engineer, and her right breast is the president of the Coca-Cola company.
- Sasha Grey’s wet dreams are the origin of water mattresses.
- Sasha Grey's favorite position is velly style. It's like doggy style, but it stands for 'velociraptor'.
- Bin Laden blew up WTC. Sasha Grey blew WTC.
- Sasha Grey’s nipples can cut through diamond.
- Sasha Grey can make you cum and cry at the same time.
- When Sasha Grey hitchhikes, she holds a banner reading "Will give head for a ride". Most of the times she doesn't even need the ride.
- Sasha Grey is not hot. She’s plasma.
- In Sasha Grey’s wedding, the priest will say “You may throatfuck the bride now”.
- Sasha Grey taught the aliens how to use the anal probe.
- Regular pornstars fuck in front of the camera, and make love at home (that's sensitive!). Sasha Grey calls 'home' whichever place she has fucked in.
- Freddy Mercury lost his anal virginity to Sasha Grey’s clit.
- Sasha Grey is deeply in love. Her sweetheart is called Mankind.
- God created artichokes. Sasha Grey created the art of choke
- Sasha Grey can keep a dick in her throat for 12.5 minutes. She can hold her breath even longer, but the dick would come out partially digested.
- Sasha Grey is not pro-choice. She thinks swallowing should be compulsory.
- It is written that the child of Chuck Norris and Sasha Grey will put an end to the universe. Good thing they’re using condoms.
- Sasha Grey has had every dick in the world. If she hasn’t had yours, it’s likely not worth being called a dick.
- Right now, somewhere, someone is wanking on Sasha Grey. And Sasha Grey is fucking someone else. And Someone Else is wishing he were peacefully at home wanking.
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