---Warning!---

This website is made with VIm and it's totally 1.0.

You're not back in the 90s and geocities is still dead.

If you think something is wrong you may follow this steps:

  1. Go to the kitchen
  2. Grab some water (with a glass, you DUMB!)
  3. Dance like if you have an epileptic attack (Real epileptic attack is optional, but will improve your gamming experience)
  4. Drink the water that you have not spilled
  5. Drink the water that you have spilled
  6. Throw the glass
  7. Jump
  8. Go to 1 or 2 if you're still in the kitchen
Now with 120% more of emphasis!
THOU SHALL NOT ENTER!